smileprettybaby:

ruinedchildhood:

toewsbeard:

human:

android users be like 

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iphone users be like

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android users be like 

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iphone users be like
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batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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best-intentions:

lemounade:

lemounade:

if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  • gryffinewt:

    when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

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    spicegirlsofficial:

    people who interrupt me when i speak

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    outstanding-mediocrity:

    animeliberationfront:

    I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

    They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.