Jess. 18. Florida girl.

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seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
my meals in the summer

breakfast:  3pm
dinner:  11pm
more food:  1am
midnight snack:  4am
that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

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hroakie:

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teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

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simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 
heathers-rivera:


puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via lindsaylohoean)

compulsives:

i think about this so much

15-year-old me:  MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now:  for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance